The new ploy to guilt you into staying sober this month is actually related to drug and alcohol issues. Lol, this is so logical, why hasn’t anyone thought of this before? Unlike those other themed months that try and get you to meditate on the mortality rate of cancer or some seemingly unrelated disease, febfast is a special 28 day detox where you are to sit around and raise money while you soberly think about all the stupid things you have done when you were drunk.
For someone outside Australia looking in on our anthropological customs, this looks a lot like we are defiantly a great big bunch of drunken bogans who need to be tricked into staying sober. But, let’s face it, after the family drinking marathon over Christmas, New Years, the festival season, and Australia Day, you’re probably in need of a detox. Am I right?
It’s going to be so fun. There is promise of a “kick start to your new year” and “soul cleansing”. Yes! Clean soul! One step further away from alcoholism! (These exclamation points are not sarcastic, FYI, they are deadly serious). The Febfast crew have put together a whole list of reasons explaining why being sober is so good for you. One of them is sex. Enough said.
Clean soul/bandwagon applications/donations here.
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