You know what sucks about Christmas? Food hangovers. Every year, guaranteed, you are going to get over excited about the amount of food on your table and cut loose and eat everything you see. Who could blame you? When is there ever ham and fish and pasta and chicken and potatoes and one of every other animal on your table at the same time? Of course you are going to take advantage of your families’ best competition cooking. Most people’s pitfall is that they forget that on Christmas you visit more than one place and there is always new food.
Then you get so full you feel like you might die and vow never to eat again and that is Christmas.
The best way to cure a food hangover is probably exercise, but what is that even? Numbing the pain with alcohol is just as effective and much more fun.
This year the two main contenders for your patronage are, in the red corner, Lady Luck‘s Boxing Day Bash and, in the blue corner, Motel Reunion.
Red Team is ANDY MURPHY, SEANY B, ROB PIX, ORKESTRATED, JAMES FAVA and about a million other local acts. Party kicks off at 2pm with a FREE BBQ! and FREE BEER AND CHAMPERS LIKE PROPER CHRISTMAS! There is also talk of a daiquiri machine.
Blue team is TIMMY TRUMPET, ORKESTRATED (two timing!), KALUS, SPACEY SPACE, SLICE N DICE, HEATH RANATA, and more people. Go time is 9pm and there is no word of free food
Both require you to surrender $25 of Christmas money for tickets, which are available through promoters and coneckies.
P.S. I know the picture is irrelevant, but you liked it, didn’t you?
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