Whether you’re a skeptic, or an overly paranoid believer who has been stocking up on water and canned food, here’s a list of things every party-goer should try to aspire to do, at least once, in their lifetimes.
Pick up somebody under a unique set of circumstances.
I’m sure you’ve heard of your mates picking up the cute guy, or the hot girl, in an unconventional way, leaving you totally stunned and jealous. This not only leaves you to be the one your friends aspire to be, but it’ll boost your reputation. It could be something like sneaking into the men’s room and striking up a conversation with a nice guy, while squatting over a urinal, or being pushed onto a girl, spilling her drink, and chatting her up while trying to absorb the wasted alcohol-with a bunch of napkins-off of her dress. Sometimes this will be totally random, other times it’ll be an act of fate.
Prove to your friends you can hold your liquor better than all of them combined.
“Round of (insert strong drink here), guys?” Whether if it’s your friend, or you, starting this heavyweight drinking bout, you can almost guarantee this will end in a mess. Judging your friends by the amount of alcohol they can consume has been around for centuries. Many dead-locked Russian elections over the years have been decided on vodka… Well, I like to think so anyway. To be the last one standing, with an empty shot glass in your hand, while your mates have passed-out, or are chucking up in the toilet, will solidify yourself as a legend-just make sure you have a big meal before you head out!
Guys only: actually acquire wanted female attention by dancing like a dickhead.
If you don’t exactly possess the skills of Jennifer Lopez’s back-up dancing lover, there’s no need to worry. If you spot a cutie on the dance floor, you can get her attention, even if you are throwing your arms about like a goalkeeper and running on the spot. Play it cool, maintain eye-contact and give her a smile. If you get a piss-off-you-dancing-dickhead look, move on to somebody else. Believe it or not, you will eventually receive attention from a girl who is interested. Dancing like a dickhead exudes confidence. Not too many guys will get on the floor and do it, so naturally some girls will think you are confident. And trust me, confidence gets the ladies.
Girls only: get drunk by not paying a single cent for a drink.
Coming from a male perspective, we are drunk on infatuation when a beautiful woman gives us the time of day. And if you know how to play your cards well, you could have a guy feeding from a the palm of your hand and returning this with drink, or two-and sometimes, not just for you but for your friends, as well. Spot your target, see if he’s shouting for his mates and go in for the kill.
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