While there will forever be a war of the worlds between bars and nightclubs for the title of best venue, there still remains the heavy weighted question we all wish to know. Between a bar and a nightclub, just which hookup situation will lead to more? We take a closer look at both of our beloved venues and dig deep to find just which place will get you, well, deep.
Bar
The ‘bar’ as a form of venue, is best known for its low volume levels, good seating conditions and toasty outdoor heaters. Combine these three and you have the perfect love-light levels for schmoozing and canoodling. The bar is a breeding ground for long term relationships- not only are you less likely to embarrass yourself by performing the sprinkler ‘one more time’, you can also connect on an intellectual level- one that goes further than shouting “I prefer vodka, not rum!”. If you’re looking for a simple, one night stand, then the bar might not be the best place for you- after a night full of candelit promises, your other half will usually expect more than one night of fun.
Nightclub
Smoke filled rooms make it hard to see, just as loud as hell music makes it hard to hear. Combine that with alcohol making it hard to make good decisions, and the ‘nightclub’ sets itself up as a venue renowned for production lines of one night pin ups. Sure, you’ll know what song she likes to hit the podium for, but when it comes to her name- it’s hard to tell. Come morning you’d rather just deem her as ‘somebody that you used to know’. Up for a one night stand? Then the nightclub is the place for you, minimal talking- maximum movement- a reflection of how the rest of your ‘relationship’ will pan out.
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