Gatecrashers are an annoying bunch. They have the audacity to think they can just rock up to your party and take over. They are to parties what rodents and insects are to a house: a pest that must be removed immediately. If not dealt with, the problem will just get worse. But sometimes you got to know your enemy in order to deal with them. Why do people gatecrash parties?

1. Gatecrashers Wanting To Continue Partying/Drinking

These are people who left a party that either finished or got boring and want to keep going. They can’t be arsed trying to get into a nightclub whose bouncers will probably knock them back for being too pissed, so they head over to your party instead, simply because it’s probably closer to home. They think because everything was cool at the parties they were actually invited to and had a good time that all parties must be like them. They forget one crucial detail: at the parties they were invited to, the other guests knew them; not the case at parties filled with strangers giving you funny looks.

2. Gatecrashers On The Prowl

These gatecrashers are looking to get laid, plain and simple. These ones will act all smooth and pull out all the stops when they see a stranger they fancy to get better acquainted with them in the bedroom. Exactly why Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson were crashing the lame weddings in Wedding Crashers to begin with.

3. Gatecrashers Looking For A Fight

These dickheads are either drunk as fuck or are just generally bat shit crazy and want to prove how tough they are. There’s not much to understand about this type: they’re psychos! They see everyone else, especially males, as potential punching bags they want to try their fighting skills on. These ones should be gotten rid of immediately; besides wanting to punch on, they could have a knife on them and seriously hurt someone, just for their own sick amusement. If you can’t get rid of them yourself, get the bouncers or call the cops.