Remember when you were in primary school and teachers told you over and over again to never, ever talk to strangers? As you get older, you realise this is to avoid getting raped by a paedophile, and you would think once you finish primary school that this isn’t your concern anymore, right? Think again!
Every young lady who goes out to bars and nightclubs who like the nightlife and like to boogie will encounter a sleazy old man old enough to be their dad who will hit on them, sincerely believing they have a shot with these barely legal nymphets.
You may be thinking that, despite sleazy old men being dickheads who really need to get their old whithered dick wet, it may be a bit harsh comparing them to child molesters. But think about it, sleazy old men and paedos do share some similar traits. They both are weirdos, past their prime, dress all wrong, desperate for sex, try to have their way with someone ridiculously younger than them, talk in a nasally voice, and like touching both others and themselves all the time. Just look at the above pic again; there’s no way you can stop yourself from being grossed out.
How uncomfortable and icky is it when a gross, wrinkly, balding, heavily breathing, depraved creepo who looks like the dickhead in the above picture comes up to you, trying to grab your arse or charm his way into your pants. It wouldn’t surprise me if they try to even use their age as an angle to hit on them, saying something like, ‘Hey baby, I may be old enough to be your dad, but that’s given me time to perfect my moves, if you know what I mean’. I guess people get less subtle with age.
These guys think they’re Brad Pitt, when in reality they are more like Robert Hughes, the Hey Dad actor who supposedly molested the child actress Sarah Monahan when making the show. I think MrDoodleburger really hit the nail on the head when he made this video of how it was on the Hey Paedo, oh sorry I mean Hey Dad set:
It’s uncanny how much Robert Hughes and the tool in the first above pic lookalike, isn’t it? Shouldn’t it have been obvious to the Hey Dad crew what Hughes was into?
One way to help little girls learn how to deal with these fugly nipple rubbing, tongue licking cunts is to teach them about these creeps early on so it will be that much easier to avoid them when they’re older. I think S.Mouse from Angry Boys had the right idea when he decided to sing a song about paedophiles to these primary school kids:
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